17. Girl.
Bored.
This Tumblr only exists to cheer me up, so I'll save funny stuff here.
I suppose you can look at it. I SUPPOSE.
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play with us squidward
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WE HAVE THIS ANTI-BULLYING PROGRAM AT OUR SCHOOL AND WE HAD TO WATCH A VIDEO WHERE THE PRINCIPAL OPENS A YEARBOOK AND FLIPS TO A PAGE WITH JUST A PICTURE OF A KID WITH HIS EYES CLOSED AND IT ZOOMS IN AND AS SOON AS HIS EYES OPEN KATY PERRY STARTS PLAYING LIKE “I’M WIDE AWAKE” AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AND THE TEACHER GAVE ME A DIRTY LOOK
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I kiss down your body. You let out a moan. I continue down, my tongue running to your clit. You arch your back as I keep going, my lips pressed against your inner thigh. Lower and lower I go, until I hit your ankles. You look down, confused, as I kiss my way off your body and onto the ground. Kissing my way right out the door of your bedroom and into your fridge. I eat all your food and then proceed to leave without a word.
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cosmo tip #634
get his drill core to activate YOUR gurren lagann
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ideal man because you can eat his hair while you frick him
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guess whos getting laid tonight
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